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The right way to kiss a girl ;)
Push her up against the wall
Hold her hands up with yours
Go in for the kill ;)
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Obviously, the person who came up with the phrase "The freaks come out at night" has probably never been to Walmart during the day...
I don't understand this. When my friends come over to my house and they're like "Hey, do you have a bathroom?"
And I think to myself, "Of course we don't, we sh*t outside..."
Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.
When a girl keeps going back to a guy who treats her bad, it's not because she's dumb, it's because she's not ready to give up hope, Hope that maybe someday he'll change
Dear 4th Grader,
On Facebook, your relationship status is "It's complicated". What he do? Steal your animal crackers?
I ordered a pizza the other day, when she said the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?"
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Teacher:"where's your homework?",Student:"I lost it".......20min later ,Student:"I just found it!",Teacher:"No..You just did it".
Girl 1 : You look so beautiful.
Girl 2 : Thank you..You too look pretty
Guy 1 : Dude you look handsome.
Guy 2 : Mate, You a "gay"?
Does anyone else wake up during the middle of the night thirsty as hell, so you go down stairs for a glass of water and it tastes so good that it's like it has come from God's personal garden river?
The Girl you just called fat? She's starved herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is already abused enough at home. There's more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.
**** Who else does this ****
Being so bored in class that you trace the staple in the corner of your paper...
My phone is second nature to me. I know all of it's functions and where everything is in the menu. But as soon as I handle someone else phone, I'm like "WTF is this foreign piece of Sh*t?"
***** Things that make you go hmmmmm *****
How much dub would dubstep step, if a dubstep could step dub?
What makes a girl cute is her behavior.
What makes a girl pretty is her face.
What makes a girl hot is her body.
What makes a girl beautiful is her personality.
What makes a girl stunning is all of the above.
Someday, everything will all make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason. :]
2pac of Eminems are 50 Cent. That's Ludacris! I Want my Nickleback...
Girl: So is it gonna be me, or her?
Boy: If you loved me, you wouldn't make me choose.
Girl: If you loved me, there wouldn't even be an option.
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you'll be made fun of for being who you are. Enjoy your stay.
Three things we have all done:
1. Googled the word 'Google'.
2. Went on Google Earth just to view your own house.
3. When Dora Says "What Part Did You Like?", You say a rude answer.
'you asleep?' .. ''yes''
A black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
We may not be friends anymore, but i wont forget the memories.
"Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like an aerial view of them, the 2 o's look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view.
I like the Microsoft Paperclip because he's so chill. He's just like "Hey mann, I know I should be helping you out with that 10 page essay you're writing. But I'm just gonna sit here, stare at you. Maybe turn into a bicycle. Because I'm chill"
Excuse Me Please Excuse Me Please EXCUSEEEE MEEEE, AH MOVE MAN
what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard
covered in blood and screaming for help ?
stay calm . reload . and try again
Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you
One day i will actually hit you.
We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection and dream of perfection.
Hey, Durex are teaming up with Harry Potter to help young wizards and witches stay safe while they are getting intimate with each other. Their slogan is going to be "Protect your slytherin from her hogwarts while you are in her chamber of secrets."
Checking Your Sent Messages Because Youre Confused At The Reply :)
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